Open up.

Back in the day, we received mail, (spelled without an "e").  Some of us still do, and the nostalgia that comes with this brass plated letter opener cannot be duplicated by a click of a mouse.  Keep it displayed on your desk, use it as a measuring tool when the need arises, (6" has been measured out on one side and 15 centemetres on the other), or open your latest cable bill.  Hopefully it makes the task more enjoyable.